Fleeble Widget (fleeblewidget) wrote,
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Dumping for Dummies

Wow, it's been nearly a month since I put finger to key for the sake of this old thing. In case anyone's wondering, I was feeling hurt and a bit isolated due to the total lack of concern you all showed when I had my first taste of bereavement (with the notable exception of Bryn). I'm over it now though, so no hard feelings, huh?

Anyway, the very briefest of updates: Back from the Cropredy festival, tired, sunburnt and quite ill, but the music was fab and the company fabber. It was especially good to see Bryn and Heather again.

And so to the reason for breaking my silence. I've been thinking a lot recently about the best way to dump someone. Obviously, ending a relationship is often going to be pretty hard on the other person, but I think there must be some ways of doing so which are more considerate than others. Here's an example of a way which seems a bit bastardy:

A young couple have been together for just shy of two years. For reasons which we will assume to be sound, the girl decides to end it. She calls her soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend and tells him "I don't know if I love you as a boyfriend or as a person". He tells her to cut the crap and just dump him if that's what she's going to do. She gets pissed off and hangs up. The next day, he logs in to facebook to update their relationship status, and discovers a message from a friend on her wall which says "Congrats! You and [guy she met on a latin course] were meant to be!". He calls her and tells her he wishes they'd never gone out, then goes to a club with his cousin, gets drunk, causes a nuisance and gets beaten to a bloody pulp by four bouncers. He goes home, calls his sister in tears to say he thinks he must be cursed and his life is worthless, and falls asleep, bleeding, miserable and alone.

This, I think, would be a prime example in the how-not-to-do-it column, even if the dumpee in question wasn't my little brother. It's left me wondering if there is a way to do it that's just a bit less selfish?

I haven't often been involved in dumping scenarios, most of my relationships having fizzled out without the need for The Talk, and hopefully I'll never have to get good at them. However, from my inexperienced position, it seems to me that the onus ought to be on the dumper to try and be honest, in so far as this is necessary to prevent the dumpee from making the same mistakes again, and to be as unhurtful as possible. They also ought to resist the urge to use bullshit lines, even if there is some truth in them. Cliches may be cliches for a reason, but you could at least do the person you're telling isn't good enough the courtesy of saying so in your own words. Finally, I think the dumpee needs to be willing to take it. Dumping isn't - or shouldn't be - easy, so if someone has taken the plunge, chances are that the decision isn't up for discussion.

It seems to me that this is an area which is woefully under-represented in traditional etiquette. Given how many relationships end in one or both parties deciding to move on, perhaps it's time that 'Good Manners' came to include how to tell someone to get lost in a polite way?
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